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"We don’t have our wedding speeches!"
No problem. I've written your wedding speech for you.
Use my wedding speech template. There's one speech for the Best Man and a different speech for the Groom.
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Again!
You personalise my wedding speech template and -presto-
your speeches will be COMPLETE within five minutes.
Total combo cost = US$10.
How To Write Your Wedding Speech in 5 Minutes. That's guaranteed. Click any blue line text to begin.
Dear Friends, Friday 5.15pm
My name is Brian Morris and I'm a professional wedding speech writer. I know all about your problem. I solve this problem ten times a day. Truly. Your complete wedding speeches takes under 5 seconds to download.
Fact is: I’ve written your wedding speech for you. It's right here, as a wedding speech template. I'm waiting for you to download it.
It takes about 5 seconds to reach any PC or MAC, anywhere in the world.
My package has two speech templates ALREADY PRE-WRITTEN. One for the Best Man / Groomsman. Plus a different speech template for the Groom. Both are ALREADY PRE-WRITTEN.
You download both for us$10.
Then you just write the people's names into the gaps. The bride's name. Bridesmaids' names. Both sets of parents' names. Uncles and aunts. The people you want to thank. It's all here - in the proper order, so you won't miss anybody.
Write names in the gaps and – instantly– you have a totally personalised wedding speech. One each.
With five minutes preparation you’ll have a complete speech. You'll make people laugh. You mother will cry with joy because you're doing so well. Your friends will be absolutely amazed.
I know I've saved a lot of blokes' bacon. Especially if the wedding is tomorrow!
Even if they’ve never given a speech before. ESPECIALLY if they’ve never given a speech before.
Let me tell you this: I've worked with some really difficult clients. Some barely spoke English. Some want to just 'wing it' on the day. You know the kind. They say "I'll think of something..." (That's the WORST disaster you can do to yourself, to the bride and to her family. I urge you to PREPARE A REAL SPEECH!)
I've got a speech template for the Groom and a different one for the Best Man / Groomsman. Just write names in ………………. the gaps like this. It can be hard to remember your father-in-law's full name for instance when you're speaking. I take away all the guesswork for you. That's guaranteed!
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After you’ve both delivered your wedding day speeches there will be some delightfully surprised people. The new bride for one.
The Groom's new father-in-law and mother-in-law.
Your friends will be absolutely astounded.
They didn't expect you could deliver the goods. (Speechwise, that is.)
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Let me tell you my secret. Once you write names in the gaps in the wedding speech template where I’ve indicated spaces …………like this……….. my speech becomes YOUR SPEECH.
Here's why your speech will be exactly right for your wedding day.
You’ll thank all the right people. You’ll remember everybody and forget nobody.
You’ll tell a few funny stories, share a few jokes, people will laugh, and you’ll end on a high. Then you’ll sit down to applause.
The new bride will beam with admiration. Your own family will be astounded. The bridesmaids will be impressed.
That’s what you want isn’t it?
Click here >>> to download the complete package for us$10.
Have your Mastercard or Visa credit card ready.
You'll be asked "Which email address do we download the wedding speech to?"
The download fee is a simple $10 and it solves ALL the wedding speech problems, for Groom and Best Man / Groomsman.
That makes it a genuine bargain.
Here’s what you get. It's quite a lot:
- 1 Humorous wedding speech template for the Best Man / Groomsman.
- 1 Romantic wedding speech template for the Groom.
Plus you get ALL these free bonuses:
- 20 Wedding Toasts from around the world. Pick whatever you want to suit the occasion.
- Wedding day anecdotes and stories of ancient wedding customs. You can keep the people around you amused when proceedings go quiet, as they do.
- 3 Different versions of "Grace", in case you get asked suddenly “John, would you please say grace”. Believe me, it happens, but you’ll be ready.
- 8 Things you must tell your wedding photographer. You should know how to prevent these all-too-common wedding disasters. Warning: you can't do it all again tomorrow!
- A list of the 100 photographs you should ask your photographer to take, so no one is missed out. You’ll seem so clever and thoughtful for remembering to photograph all the grannies together, etc.
- When the bride asks you whether the wedding date is good FENG SHUI, you’ll have the right answers. "Yes, it's a great date. I CHECKED FOR YOU." It’s all here. Websites if you want more information.
- 18 Traditional wedding music selections, with titles and composers. Pick the ones you want.
Download the complete package now for $10. Click here. Download takes 3-4-5 seconds.
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The download fee is $10 and it solves all your wedding speech problems.
Yes, ten dollars removes all the stress of not having a wedding day speech ready yet.
After you've downloaded it you can spend time with your lover. I've done the speech writing for you. Go and enjoy your wedding.
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That's me being awarded as a professional speech writer. My 30 years experience writing speeches is your guarantee.
Office address: 42 Gracechurch Drive, East Tamaki, Auckland, New Zealand .
Telephone 00649-2741905. Email: brianmorris@nzibs.co.nz
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If you're still unsure
think about the disaster that can happen if you try to make up your wedding speech on the day - and you have nothing prepared.
My speech is your insurance policy against disaster!
Don't "Wing It" or someone is sure to capture your moment of panic on a video. Before you know it, you'll be on You Tube.
PS My complete package includes a selection of sweet nothings for the Groom to whisper into her ear - and some love poems.
Keep these for your wedding night and honeymoon. You’ll be the unexpected romantic.
Wink, wink, nod, nod. |
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Tip: buy the speech package. Think of the $10 as a personal insurance policy.
I guarantee you will NOT have a disaster if you use my wedding speech package.
Download the complete package now for us$10. Click here. Download takes 3-4-5 seconds.
If you haven't clicked the blue link yet, please read this. It could save your life. > > >
I write speeches as a professional speechwriter. It's my job and I'm good at it. A new and exciting three minute speech usually takes me three hours to prepare.
Question: Do you have that sort of time?
Yes, professional speakers allow an hour of preparation for each minute of delivery. That's the difference between a well-crafted speech which people applaud generously and . . . the ones where we all think "The poor sod is digging his own grave."
I've been married twice and I've been Best Man for friends. So I know you are under stress right now.
I was too when it was my turn to get married. (That was before I learned how to write speeches professionally.) I was young and I broke out in a hives rash. Pink skin blotches look bright red in wedding photos - and you can't use 'red-eye removal' on blotchy red skin.
I'll tell you another reason why I was stressed. Because I knew there was only one chance to do this speech thing right.
You don't want to look a fool or a mumbling idiot in front of all your family, friends and work mates.
You want your new wife to think you're cool. Organised. Not overheating worse than a Model T going up a long, steep hill. Lots of steam but making no progress.
Yes, most people sweat blood when it's their turn to give a wedding speech. The stress can stop you sleeping at night. Hardly the right way to start married life.
What you REALLY need right now is a well-crafted wedding speech. One that includes all the essential elements, in the right order.
You can download it now. For your sake, I hope you do.
Download the complete package now for $10. Click here. Download takes 3-4-5 seconds.
One more thing . . .
You're the one getting married. For the sake of your health you need to make a decision. Let me help you. If you download your wedding speech now you can get on with your wedding plans.
Otherwise you'll spend the next few days worrying about your wedding speech, searching the Net, going to the library, writing drafts late into the night? Rewriting it. Then scrapping it and starting over again.
You should be spending this precious time with your beloved.
Remember, she needs your help with a dozen wedding choices she needs to discuss with you.
If you're not there she'll ask her mother's advice. You can expect little hints like "Do you really need Sky Sports Channel dear?" or "You could rent the apartment next to me." or "Let me check your pre-nuptual agreement one more time, dear. In case I missed something."
Remember, I've been in your exact situation. Twice!
That's why I decided to put my personal experience and my speechwriting skills to our mutual advantage.
Friends complained to me how they experienced the exact same frustrations just before their weddings.
Should they spend time with their fiancé or put hours into writing a wedding speech? Dumb question! You should be at her side! Even right now.
Basically, all you want is a wedding speech that sounds great on the day. Who cares who wrote it.
You can download my wedding speech template package now. It takes under 5 seconds.
By the way, our credit card encryption security system is the same as used by Swiss banks and the US Military.
No one gets to see the number of your credit card except you.
The name on your purchase document says you bought from Brian Morris (that's me.)
> > > Click here to download the full speech package for $10. < < <
You'll be asked "Which email address do we send the complete speech package to?"
Now you can enjoy your wedding, without being stressed.
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These wedding speeches, wedding speaches, are suitable for traditional British weddings, American weddings, Australian weddings, Irish weddings, Jewish weddings, Italian American weddings. All kinds of weddings.
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